Big Ass Brick Peppermint Bark Soap

Duke Cannon isn’t a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of ’03 when Kris Kringle’s local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that oaf from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. This is the soap that helped him rescue Santa’s reputation, thanks to the authentic North Pole and peppermint scent. A perfect stocking stuffer, this Big Ass Brick comes in a flashy red box with a “Highly Regiftable” label, guaranteeing your guy will get good use from it, even if the soap never makes it out of the box!