goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees Wide Fit Sunglasses

You could wear a pair of ordinary sunglasses – or slam on goodr® Beelzebub’s Bourbon Burpees and run roughshod over every obstacle that dares venture into your path. Built by the one-bubble-off-center fitness fiends at goodr, these are pretty much the least subtle shades you’ll find. They’re BIG and black with bourbon-colored lenses that give you a wider swath of lens coverage – ideal for you beasts with skulls the size of a V8 engine block. Yet these tough frames are surprisingly lightweight to eliminate bounce, even while doing your daily burner burpee workout. The polarized lenses block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays, while the mirror finish disguises that devilish gleam in your eyes.