There you are, machete-ing your way through the jungle, your steely eyes gazing out from under the welcome shade of your Fire Hose® Hat. Branches slap at your head, dislodging spiders as big as dinner plates. Luckily, the hat’s wide brim deflects the monster arachnids from your neck, and they fall harmlessly to the forest floor. Strangler figs snatch at your clothing, but your hat’s stampede string keeps it staunchly in place. You’re sweating buckets in the steamy heat, but no perspiration trickles into your eyes, thanks to the comfortable wicking sweatband. You and your hat slog on for miles, the hearty molded 100% cotton canvas unfazed by the wilting heat. At last, shining on the horizon, you see your destination. You cover the last few yards fueled by pure determination … and take a seat at the cabana bar.